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"You know what? I'm glad my GameCube is a lesbian! She's less likely to get pregnant!!"

Did Samus receive a briefcase full of cash from Mother Brain?

blue88s sig wrote:Reallife ist da, wo der Pizzabote herkommt.

ich hab grad barbies pferdeabenteuer gezockt... oiso? wer wü jetzt ane in de goschn?

gibts da ein Blood and Gore Mod gemeinsam mit einem Nazi Hack (Waldheims Pferd Hack)?

Petey_Meanis wrote:I sometimes dream of Reggie in a Donkey Kong costume, Iwata in a Tom Nook costume and naked from the neck down but wearing a Mario hat Miyamoto each taking turns kicking me in the nuts Shouting "FALCON PUNCH!!!" with each blow.......

You say you only like playing ‘mature’ games, but then you go off to play warboner shooters against a bunch of 10 year olds who learned all their vocabulary from Harold and Kumar films and Let’s Play videos.

You’re the people that moan about every Mario or Zelda game being the same, before buying Assassin’s Creed and Call of Duty every year, because the main character can do an extra flip or something.

There’s the odd exception, but on the whole, you like adolescent one man power fantasy killfests. And that’s fine! There’s nothing wrong with that, and there’s nothing better after a shitty day at work than letting off some steam with a shamelessly violent and stupid computer game, but God, don’t pretend that what you like is worthwhile or ‘mature.’

Just because you’re too insecure doesn’t mean you should take out all your frustrations on Nintendo. You’ve all missed out on some of the greatest, most inclusive games of the year because they didn’t appeal to your ultra-exclusive, ‘mature’ boys club mentality.

Here’s the truth. You’d all miss Nintendo if it vanished, whether you know it or not. It won’t vanish, obviously, as to bet against it is stupidity, but if the unthinkable were to happen then this industry just wouldn’t be worth trying to salvage anymore.

You’d all have won.

Ist jetzt Bowser bei denen im Vorstand?

Nein, denn dann hätten sie ja schon längst Tim Cook entführt.

Ich wusste gar nicht, dass es den Playboy von Nintendo noch gibt. Kann man da die Nacktbilder denn überhaupt erkennen bei der lumpigen Pixelgrafik in Schwarz-Weiß?