Limericks

dejost · Post by **dejost** » 27 Dec 2012, 13:45

Entsetzt stellte Dejost fest in sein'm Forum
ist nicht erfüllt das Limerick- Quorum
google-wiki, klicki-klick
copy paste Limerick
und dazu ein paar schlecht erfundene, sei's drum

(c) Dejost 2012

Ergänzend zu den Forenregelnnur für diesen Thread
(ihr seht, ich tu so, als ob sie wer gelesen hätt')
gilt hier folgende Norm
gepostet wird nur in Limerick Form
andernfalls wird umgeschrieben oder gelöscht - ganz unnett

(c) Dejost 2012

dejost · Post by **dejost** » 27 Dec 2012, 13:46

There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In an adjective way,
Resulting in circumstance C.

(c) ?

dejost · Post by **dejost** » 27 Dec 2012, 13:48

There was a young lady of Niger [Variante: Riga],
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

Puella Rigensis ridebat
Quam tigris in tergo vehebat.
Externa profecta
Interna revecta
Sed risus cum tigre manebat.

(c) Cosmo Monkhouse (?) Quelle

Versuch einer deutschen Version von mir

Es ward ein Fräulein aus Riga
das ritt lächelnd aus auf 'nem Tiger
zurück kamen sie auch,
das Fräulen ward im Bauch
und das Lächeln am Gesichte des Tiger

(c) dejost 2012

There was a young lady of Wright [Variante: named Bright]
Who travelled much faster than light
She departed one day
In a relative way
And returned in the previous night

(c) ? Quelle

dejost · Post by **dejost** » 27 Dec 2012, 13:52

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

(c) ? Quelle

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.

When asked why this was,
He replied "It's because

I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever I possibly can."

(c) ? Quelle

There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks.

But he failed at the sport,
For he wrote 'em too short.

(c) ? Quelle

There was an old man of St. Bees,
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp,

When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't,

I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet

(c) WS Gilbert Quelle

A decrepit old gas man named Peter,
Whilst hunting around for the meter,
Touched a leak with his light,
He arose out of sight,
And, as anyone can see by reading this,
it also destroyed the meter.

(c) ? Quelle

dejost · Post by **dejost** » 27 Dec 2012, 13:58

There once was a fellow from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth
He got married, they say
on his wife's wedding day
and he died the day he quitted the earth.

(c) ? (M. Rami in ÖJZ 2012, 979, RZ 16)

dejost · Post by **dejost** » 01 Jun 2013, 19:36

Auf Videogametourism.at
Ich heut' viele Limericks seh
der Grund ist "Challenge accepted" auf Twitter
und dabei ging's um elitäres, ist das nicht bitter?
Wall of Text hits you for thousand damage, oje

(c) Dejost, 01.06.2013

-> http://videogametourism.at/node/1766